I’M NOT HERE FOR HELLOS. I AM HERE FOR COMPENSATION. FOR THE COOKIES LARD ASS STUFFED DOWN HIS GULLET.
I didn’t care about Turbo’s dick slinging contest with Libby and I sure as hell don’t care about whatever you’re trying to start here.
Scram. I’m not gonna reply to any more messages about this particular topic.
Talk about something more interesting if you’re gonna keep bothering me.
You should do as my boss says
He’s not my boss. Suck a train full of dicks because I’m not being pushed around by more than one virus!
I’LL BE RIGHT OVERr~
Rrright I’ll just get to work then.
…I still wanna pick out a movie. ):
Make him watch that old Transformers movie with robot Satan or whatever, isn’t he just a big world eating fatty too? You could both get somethin’ out of your terrible, terrible date night.
I don’t even really like the old Transformers cartoon. It’s too……..80’s.
DO THAT. CRAM ME FULL OF COOKIES INSTEAD OF HIM.
Besides, it looks like I already have plans for the evening.
THE FACT THAT YOU PICKED TANGLED IS EXACTLY WHY I SHOULD CHOOSE ALL THE MOVIES, ALWAYS
I could’a picked My Little Pony.
HEY. YOU. GIVE ME FOOD.
Slow down there, bucko. Usually conversations start with a “hello, what’s your name?”
Also, sorry, but I already have an overbearing virus to cram full of cookies.
NEXT I WANNA WATCH 30 DAYS OF NIGHT
You’ve picked all the movies, I wanna pick a movie!! The only thing I’ve been able to pick so far is Tangled!
I have a fondness for anti-heroes.
Sure, he winds up b-b-b-__-being an Avenger, but he’s still a jerk.
Yeah he’s a jerk, but he’s a good guy at the heart of it all.
Also he’s really handsome and snarky and he has that badass robot suit and flies around being fantastic, what’s not to love?
I recommend Iron Man, yes.
Heck yes! Tony Stark’s presence in a movie generally causes improvement. He’s so cooool~!!
The amount of horror movies I’ve watched by now is staggering.
Little Shop of Horrors, Jacob’s Ladder, Silence of the Lambs, Sleepy Hollow, The Shining, The Fly, The Exorcist, The Thing—a whole lotta The’s.
I think I’m sorta starting to not mind ‘em so much, at least. I’d still rather watch something cool like Iron Man or How To Train Your Dragon.